Over at Vocalo blog, they’re talking about their F*ck It lists.  I think the * is supposed to be a u.  (I’m surprised that a site affiliated with NPR would make that kind of typo.)  So I think it’s supposed to read “Fuck It”.  Like the opposite of “Don’t Fuck It”?  I don’t know, I’m not a journalist.

Anyway, people seem to be listing things that they will never do.  Lots of people will never run a marathon.  Lots of people will never turn off their Caps Lock key.  Lots of people will never use spell check.

There’s got to be a drinking game in here, right?  Take a drink for everything you might someday consider doing?  For example, Ursula from comment #16 “will NOT dive into the bottle as a means of escape!”  I’ll probably do that someday, so I’d take a drink.

Swirly in comment #45  will never “SLEEP ON A COUCH”.  What the hell is wrong with you, Swirly?  Sleeping on couches is the shit.  Sometimes, I drive through alleys looking for couches just so I can take a nap outside.  And then I dive into the bottle as a means of escape.

subWOW in comment #52 will never RUN.  You’ll RUN if I’m chasing you with a knife because you’re trying to bogart my napping couch, subWOW.  Oh yes you will.

Here’s my F*ck It List of things I will never do:

1. Punch a lion in the face.
2. Make out with Mayor McCheese.
3. Pull a locomotive engine with my teeth.
4. Wear overalls.
5. Learn from my mistakes.

If you’d do any of these things, go ahead & drink.  If you’re right now in the boxing ring with a lion, or if you’ve got Mayor McCheese’s tongue in your mouth, go ahead & finish the bottle.  I think you’ve earned it.