First off, how weird is that word?  Ukulele?  It’s fun to say, right?  Try to spell it, without looking at it.  You totally can’t.  It makes no sense.

Tonight I’m going to a ukulele jamboree or rodeo or open mic thing.  I have no idea really.  I was just told there would be ukuleles & I said “I’m in.”  That’s about all it takes, the promise of a ukulele.  I’m not a lady with what you’d call “high standards” or even “low standards”.

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