Rahm for Mayor!

“Because fuck you, that’s why.”

“Hey [Opposing Candidate]! You can run, but you can’t hide.  You chickenshit motherfucker.”

“Am I capable of decency? Lady, that’s a fucking retarded question.”

“The Democrat message will beat the Republican message. Upside the head with a fucking baseball bat.”

“Kicking ass & taking names. What’s your fucking name?  Your name is Asshole.”

“The take no prisoners, punch you in the balls, make you cry & tell you mama about it candidate.”

“I’m shaking hands.  Get your ass over here & let me shake your fucking hand.”